IT'S OKEY, I'M AMERICAN.

So I've been really into this Eurovision shit lately. Despite me not even living in Europe.
Turkey and Greece's songs were freaking made of win.
So was Lithuania's with his sparkly shorts~
Poland's rocked, but was seriously over-dramatic.
When that guy's voice went up all high on Russia's song, I was like, taken aback from the awesomeness.
Israel's is so pretty~
I felt like France's was extremely lulzy for some reason, but catchy all the same.
I COULD GO ON ABOUT HOW BAD SOME OF THE OTHER COUNTRIES WERE -COUGHENGLANDANDNEATHERLANDSCOUGHCOUGH- AND HOW GERMANY'S SONG REALLY DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE RANTING.

Okay so in other news~
Remember that R18 Ameripan doujinshi I bought off ebay?
Well, apparently, I bought two...
...and oh my god the second one is so much better.
IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THREE PAGES IN AND AMERICA'S RAMMING DAT ASS.
BUTTSECKS, BUTTSECKS EVERYWHERE--
No it's not translated either but who gives a damn IT'S GAY PORN. -shot-

Also, being the LietPol fanfiction addict I am, I've noticed that they're getting kinkier and kinkier with every fanfic.
AND IT'S NOT JUST ME, OTHER PEOPLE TOTALLY SEE IT TOO.
So, I'm going to make a list if all the weird shit I see in LietPol fanfics.
YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE IT IN THE NEXT JOURNAL OR SOMETHING CUZ I'M LAZY NOW AND YEAH.

QUIZ TIEM.



BOLD WHAT APPLIES:

* I'm loud.
* I'm sarcastic.
* I cry easily. (Kinda sorta. Like when I'm on my period hoyeah.)
* I have a bad temper.
* I'm easy to get along with. (I THINK FOR THE MOST PART RIGHT?)
* I have more enemies than friends.
* I've smoked.
* I drink coffee.
* I clean my room daily. (LOL)

My appearance:

* I wear makeup.
* I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
* I wear contacts.
* I wear glasses.
* I have braces.
* I change my hair color often.
* I have a piercing. (I have pierced ears but I never wear earrings so nergh.)
* I have small feet.

Relationships:

* I'm in a relationship now.
* I'm single.
* I'm crushin'. (IT'S VERY COMPLICATED OKAY ;-; )
* I'm always scared of being hurt.
* I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
* I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
* I've been in love more than two times.
* I believe in love at first sight. (Idek mahn.)

Friendships:

* I have a best friend.
* I have at least ten friends.
* I've gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
* I've beaten up a friend.
* I've been in a serious fight with a friend.
* I can trust at least five people with my life. (lolwut idkkkk)

Experiences:

* I've been on a plane.
* I've taken a taxi.
* I've taken a city bus.
* I've taken a school bus.
* I've made a speech.
* I've been in some sort of club.
* I've won an award.
* I've spent 24 hours on the computer straight.

Music:

* I listen to R&B. (I FORGET WHAT'S R&B AGAIN? SRSLY I FORGOT--)
* I listen to pop.
* I listen to techno.
* I listen to rock.
* I'm one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
* I download music.
* I buy CD's.

Television:

* I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
* I'm in love with Days Of Our Lives.
* I've seen and liked the O.C.
* I've seen and liked One Tree Hill.
* I've seen and like America's Next Top Model.
* I've seen and liked CSI.

Family Life:

* I get along with both of my parents.
* My biological parents are still together.
* I have at least one brother.
* I have at least one sister.
* I've been kicked out of the house.
* I've ran away from my home.
* I've sworn at my parents.
* I've made my parent(s) cry.
* I've lied to my parents.
* I've lied to my parents about where I am.
* I've lied to my parents about what I'm doing.
* I've lied to my parents so I'd be allowed out.

Hair:

* I've been brown.
* I've had streaks.
* I've cut my hair in the past year. (well it /just/ turned into the new year so--)
* I've dyed my hair in the past year.
* I've been blonde.
* I've had black.
* I've been red.
* I've been light brown.
* I use conditioner.
* I've curled my hair.
* I've straightened my hair.



WHY DIDN'T IS SAY "I'VE BEEN BLACK"?
I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BLACK AT ONE POINT OF MY LIFE.
YOU DON'T KNOW MEEEE. :C