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I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS, DIDN'T I?

Okay so here are all of the kinky/fetishy/just plain fucking weird LietPol/PolLiet fanfictions I've gathered.
Yes I'm including PolLiet too. Why? Trust me, they've got some pretty fucked up shit, and that's coming from a pairing where a crossdresser tops.

So I'm gonna have the name, pairing (as in LietPol or PolLiet CUZ THEY'RE DIFFERENT OKAY), mature rating, the kink, and a link.
OKAY HERE GOES.


1. "Victory March" - LietPol - M - Blood-lube - www.fanfiction.net/s/5777850/1…
2. "An Unconventional Use of Aprons" - LietPol - M - Aprons - www.fanfiction.net/s/6318458/1…
3. "Behind Closed Doors" - LietPol - M - Sex in a Broom Closet - www.fanfiction.net/s/6317349/1…
4. "We Play Pretend" - LietPol - T - Over-sized Shirts (PREEETY SURE THAT'S A FETISH) - www.fanfiction.net/s/6463025/1…
5. "Recipe For Love?" - LietPol - T - Cookie Dough - www.fanfiction.net/s/5229680/1…
6. "All in a Day's Work" - PolLiet - T - Glasses - www.fanfiction.net/s/5140081/1…
7. "In the Theatre" - LietPol - M - Sex in a Movie Theater - www.fanfiction.net/s/6588022/1…
8. "Pink Poison" - LietPol - M - Paint-lube - www.fanfiction.net/s/6561761/1…
9. "Tease" - PolLiet - M - Bondage - www.fanfiction.net/s/6318473/1…
10. "Pink Walls and Ponies" - PolLiet - M - Paint-lube - www.fanfiction.net/s/6070418/1…
11. "Posh Chocolates" - LietPol (tbh it's kinda ambiguous -shrug-) - T - Chocolate - fav.me/d36ji91
12. "Phone" - LietPol - M - Public Phone-sex - fav.me/d2odfk1
13. "Leviathan" - PolLiet - M - Sex on an Alter - www.fanfiction.net/s/5108939/1…
14. "Internal Satisfaction" - LietPol - M - Pity-sex - www.fanfiction.net/s/5887849/1…
15. "For Old Times' Sake" - LietPol - M - Borderline Rape - fav.me/d36vltr
16. "Sizable Happiness" - LietPol - M - the prompt's "Lithuania is worried it won't fit." 'Nuff said. - hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/1…


I didn't include the ones where they have sex in the office/world conference room cuz there are so many of those and at that point it's not even a kink anymore.

NOW GIVE ME HAIR-PULLING, BARRETTE NIPPLE-CLAMPS, AND SEX WHILE RIDING POLAND'S PONY (not an euphemism jhfsjksu) AND MY LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE.

And if there are any that I missed, feel free to tell me in the comments!
...
I doubt it though
cuz
I think I just went through every LietPol fanfic ever.
._.
I have no life--
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So I've been really into this Eurovision shit lately. Despite me not even living in Europe.
Turkey and Greece's songs were freaking made of win.
So was Lithuania's with his sparkly shorts~
Poland's rocked, but was seriously over-dramatic.
When that guy's voice went up all high on Russia's song, I was like, taken aback from the awesomeness.
Israel's is so pretty~
I felt like France's was extremely lulzy for some reason, but catchy all the same.
I COULD GO ON ABOUT HOW BAD SOME OF THE OTHER COUNTRIES WERE -COUGHENGLANDANDNEATHERLANDSCOUGHCOUGH- AND HOW GERMANY'S SONG REALLY DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE RANTING.

Okay so in other news~
Remember that R18 Ameripan doujinshi I bought off ebay?
Well, apparently, I bought two...
...and oh my god the second one is so much better.
IT'S LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THREE PAGES IN AND AMERICA'S RAMMING DAT ASS.
BUTTSECKS, BUTTSECKS EVERYWHERE--
No it's not translated either but who gives a damn IT'S GAY PORN. -shot-

Also, being the LietPol fanfiction addict I am, I've noticed that they're getting kinkier and kinkier with every fanfic.
AND IT'S NOT JUST ME, OTHER PEOPLE TOTALLY SEE IT TOO.
So, I'm going to make a list if all the weird shit I see in LietPol fanfics.
YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE IT IN THE NEXT JOURNAL OR SOMETHING CUZ I'M LAZY NOW AND YEAH.

QUIZ TIEM.



BOLD WHAT APPLIES:

* I'm loud.
* I'm sarcastic.
* I cry easily.
(Kinda sorta. Like when I'm on my period hoyeah.)
* I have a bad temper.
* I'm easy to get along with. (I THINK FOR THE MOST PART RIGHT?)
* I have more enemies than friends.
* I've smoked.
* I drink coffee.
* I clean my room daily. (LOL)

My appearance:

* I wear makeup.
* I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
* I wear contacts.
* I wear glasses.
* I have braces.
* I change my hair color often.
* I have a piercing. (I have pierced ears but I never wear earrings so nergh.)
* I have small feet.

Relationships:

* I'm in a relationship now.
* I'm single.
* I'm crushin'.
(IT'S VERY COMPLICATED OKAY ;-; )
* I'm always scared of being hurt.
* I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
* I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
* I've been in love more than two times.
* I believe in love at first sight. (Idek mahn.)

Friendships:

* I have a best friend.
* I have at least ten friends.

* I've gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
* I've beaten up a friend.
* I've been in a serious fight with a friend.
* I can trust at least five people with my life. (lolwut idkkkk)

Experiences:

* I've been on a plane.
* I've taken a taxi.
* I've taken a city bus.
* I've taken a school bus.
* I've made a speech.
* I've been in some sort of club.
* I've won an award.
* I've spent 24 hours on the computer straight.


Music:

* I listen to R&B. (I FORGET WHAT'S R&B AGAIN? SRSLY I FORGOT--)
* I listen to pop.
* I listen to techno.
* I listen to rock.
* I'm one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
* I download music.
* I buy CD's.


Television:

* I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
* I'm in love with Days Of Our Lives.
* I've seen and liked the O.C.
* I've seen and liked One Tree Hill.
* I've seen and like America's Next Top Model.
* I've seen and liked CSI.

Family Life:

* I get along with both of my parents.
* My biological parents are still together.
* I have at least one brother.
* I have at least one sister.
* I've been kicked out of the house.
* I've ran away from my home.
* I've sworn at my parents.
* I've made my parent(s) cry.

* I've lied to my parents.
* I've lied to my parents about where I am.
* I've lied to my parents about what I'm doing.
* I've lied to my parents so I'd be allowed out.

Hair:

* I've been brown.
* I've had streaks.

* I've cut my hair in the past year. (well it /just/ turned into the new year so--)
* I've dyed my hair in the past year.
* I've been blonde.
* I've had black.
* I've been red.
* I've been light brown.
* I use conditioner.
* I've curled my hair.
* I've straightened my hair.




WHY DIDN'T IS SAY "I'VE BEEN BLACK"?
I MIGHT HAVE BEEN BLACK AT ONE POINT OF MY LIFE.
YOU DON'T KNOW MEEEE. :C
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FATHERFUCKER

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Oh my gosh you guys.

Today I got my R-18 Ameripan doujinshi I ordered in the mail.
And guess what.

It's in Japanese. OTL

I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE LIKE TRANSLATED OR SOMETHING.
I MEAN YOU'RE SELLING IT TO /AMERICANS/, RIGHT?
I GUESS NOOOOT.

Oh and they didn't even have any legit sex-scenes. Total bummer.
You'd think with it being "R-18 Adult Only" and all it would at least show Japan's ass or something.
BUT NO. NOT EVEN A NIPPLE. :I

I can't even tell you how disappointed I am--
FUCK IT QUIZ TIME.

DONE USING THAT THING EVERYONE ELSE IS USING.

~

1. Macy and Curly are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Ohgod--
WELL OBVIOUSLY THE FIGHT WOULD BE ABOUT WHO'S SEME. :U

2. What would you do if Molly confessed love to you?
UM. I'D BE FLATTERED. LIKE, REALLY REALLY FLATTERED.
BUTBUTBUT SARA. YEAH. THEY'RE LIKE SOULMATES OR SOMESHIT.
So I highly doubt that would everevereverever happen.

3. Would you open a mystery gift Lexi just gave you, without much hesitation?
I HAVE. AND I WAS ANYTHING BUT HESITANT TO OPEN IT. <3
BROS 4 EVAR

4. What would you do if Leslie confessed love to you?
AGAIN?--
Sorry Leslie I'm sorta not a lesbian kthnx.

5. Will Wyatt eat those green eggs and ham?
Of course. He loves that shit.

6. Would you open a mystery gift Hadley just gave you, without much hesitation?
Okay this is getting repetitive--
YUP SHE'S PROLLY REGIFTING MY UNICORN.

7. Does Morgan have any pets?
Duh, she's like the cat lady.

8. Have you ever had lunch together with Rosie?
Considering we live in different /timezones/, YEAH ALL THE TIME.

9. Have you ever had lunch together with Diana?
Seriously?--
TOTALLY. WE TELEPORT TO EACH OTHERS PLACE CONSTANTLY.

10. What advice would you give Curly?
BE JEALOUS THAT I HAVE A R-18 AMERIPAN DOUJINSHI
BECAUSE IF SOMEONE'S JEALOUS OF IT THAT MEANS IT WASN'T A WASTE OF MONEY
AND YOU'RE LIKE THE ONLY ONE THAT LIKES AMERIPAN ANYMORE
BECAUSE MACY IS A POOPNOSE AND IS INTO ASAKIKU NOW
AND THAT'S COOL AND ALL CUZ I LIKE THEM TOO
BUT STILL DFMKSGHJKGFSDGFJKGFDJKGFJKRGJKG YOKO FUCKING ONO.




Okay so that's pretty much it bitches.
I'mma go stare at the pretty pictures in my doujinshi.
And like, madlib whatever the fuck's going on.
Why the crap does Switzerland keep popping up--
LOLWAT SO AMERICA IS GETTING DRESSED AND JAPAN IS JUST LIKE BY HIS WINDOW. WATCHING.
OMG CREEPER.
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Haven't seen one of those in a while.

So like. I'm sick. I got a double ear infection and a cold and stuff. I blame Santa. WRY SANTA WRY.

Yeah so um, I got a debit card for Hanukkah, so yay.
And I got concert tickets to see Ozzy Osbourne and Slash for Christmas. :'D
All of my other presents were boring. lol

Dude...they should totally have a "smelling" option on the journal thingy. It would be tight--

OKAY SO UM LIKE YEAH.
I have nothing else to say, really.

..expect poetry and shit. Maybe drawings if I get around to it.
Whatever.

PEACE, LOVE, AND CONDOMS FOR ALL. :heart:
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TEHE

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