Have you ever sneezed so hard that you accidentally farted?
But the fart noise was sorta muffled out by your ass?
But you could still smell it?
And it smelled reeeeeeeeeeeally bad?
And you start blushing really hard and look out the window?
Even though no one seemed to notice?
But you have that feeling like some kid behind you is giving you the Evil Eye?
But you can't turn around to look because you're doing a test?
And no one ever said "Bless you" ;_;

Okay, enough with that farting rant~
What I REALLY wanted to make this journal for.. is...
NEW FANFIC IDEA BI-OTCH.
It will be MxM. (not sure which one im making seme/uke, you guys can tell me which one i should choose)
There will be 20 chapters.
It will be in Mello's POV.
And the name of this gloriousness is...
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HOW TO TURN A STRAIGHT MAN GAY! 8D

It's AU and all the Wammy people are in it, even BB, Linda, Roger, and A! (some of them have tiny roles, but they're still important)
Storyline:
Matt and Mello have been best friends ever since they were kids. But Mello wants to be more than friends. The only problem is, Matt's not gay. So Mello's gonna do everything he can to get Matt to like him back, even if he has to get dirty... This summer is going to get HOTTER than expected.
(yes, this takes place during the summer after their freshman year of college)

Should I tell you the names of the chapter?
I shouldn't tell you the names of the chapters.
I might give spoilers or something if I tell you the names of chapters.
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I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE NAMES OF CHAPTERS!

Ch. 1- I Don't Just Turn Heads
Ch. 2- When in Doubt, Try the Internet
Ch. 3- You know I'm Loco without my Choco
Ch. 4- We're gonna look FABULOUS
Ch. 5- I thought Showers made you feel Clean
Ch. 6- Don't Fear the Queer
Ch. 7- Blonds DO have more Fun
Ch. 8- Anything in a Skirt
Ch. 9- In your Dreams
Ch. 10- Since when do Nerds like Sports
Ch. 11- You got Mail ((get it? IT'S A PUN))
Ch. 12- Chocolate-covered Fruit
Ch. 13- This isn't "Toys я Us"
Ch. 14- Black and White, Poka-dots and Stripes
Ch. 15- He was always Near by
Ch. 16- Me so Corny
Ch. 17- Musicals Just got a little Gayer
Ch. 18- Turned in the Wrong Direction
Ch. 19- [UNDECIDED]
Ch. 20- [UNDECISED]

I hope you like my witty/funny/cheesy/punny/ghey/retarded titles, they took me FOREVER to make up! (especially the last two hur hur hur)
You guys are either gonna love for this or hate my guts.
I hope it's the first~